I handed Jehu a thesaurus this morning and he hugged it to his nose and exclaimed, “This book smells great!” I looked at him like he was an idiot before I realized I had just worked root boost into my hair and it was still on my hands. This prompted me to run over to Gideon and stick my whole head in his face.
It had the desired affect. “Ahhhhgghh!!! You stink! Go AWWWAY!” he screamed. Poor little kid.
“You don’t like anything, do you?” I asked.
He looked insulted and said defensively, “I like the smell of tire stores and books.”
Right, he likes the smell of tire stores, but a hint of Big Sexy Hair could potentially kill him.