Judith is grumpy. She doesn’t understand why it takes so long to have an Easter egg hunt. She doesn’t have all day.
This is my XOXO dress I got at Macy’s for $14. It’s my new favorite color. The wedges are Michael Kors, that I bought YEARS ago at a clearance center for $30, when I really shouldn’t have. I even put them back. But then some other lady picked them up and carried them around the store for a while and that was the end of that. I snatched them the moment she set them down. Oddly enough, they were easier to explain to my husband than I thought.
Ha. Just now, as a thought experiment, I asked my husband if I could get a Victoria’s Secret credit card. He looked at me, he defenses obviously weakened, and stuttered, “Uhhh…why, why do you need one?” I laughed and then asked, “Can I have a Sears card?” He was immediately back to his old self, “NO!” If we ever do go to the poor house at least I’ll go with coordinating undies.
Total = $44