I locked the children in their room with a Christmas movie while I wrapped all of the Christmas presents, all at once. 300 feet of wrapping paper was not enough.
I then put them all under our Christmas “branch,” which helped its Charlie Brown status considerably.
We also made sugar cookies for the neighbors, but since it was dark Boy wouldn’t let me deliver them. “All of our neighbors are high watching TV, you aren’t going go bring them cookies.”
Exactly, that’s why they need cookies! But there was no reasoning with him.
Jael delivered them in the morning instead.