Daddy Boy replacing the dishwasher under duress.
Luckily, he had help.
My dishwasher has been broken for over a year. Except it still kinda worked, so I still kinda used it. It stank and was horrible. I kept running bleach through it, to no avail. All the dishes started to smell. The “dishwasher,” loosely named, was a mockery of her sex. And I didn’t have the $500 to replace her.
Fortunately, just when I could stand it no more, I found a free working dishwasher on Craigslist. All I had ever dreamed of. I had been wanting a dinosaur of a dishwasher ever since I was introduced to the evils of energy efficiency. Like 4 hour run times. And no, I don’t want to wash my dishes in no water. I want ALL the water. However, I still didn’t want to commit to mismatched appliances.
But this dishwasher is free. I have not committed to anything.
And my dishes are *clean*. La, la, la.
Let’s just keep on living in denial. Because I don’t want to go back, stainless steel (new) or not.
My geriatric Kenmore makes my heart go pitter pat. And so does my smokin’ hot, well seasoned husband. Just the way we like ’em.