Me And My Gluten Free Face

As I roll out cinnamon rolls that are longer than my table.


I’ve only been dieting three weeks and have already illogically baked 12 loaves of sandwich bread, 2 loaves of artisan bread, 1 Texas sheet cake, 36 cinnamon rolls, 40 dinner rolls, 36 chocolate chip cookies, and a double batch of garlic naan fried in butter.

That’s just messed up.