Last summer, Jael picked up a whole bag of nail art at a yard sale for fifty cents. Inside were two packs of acrylic nails, which had only recently worked their way to the surface. The girls had them out at the table and were trying to put them on with the accompanying glue stickers. Not happenin’. So Mommy whipped out a tube of super glue and cut to the chase. That’s how it’s done.
No one has ever been so happy.
Apparently, this is the best thing that could ever happen to you. I suggest you head to Claire’s immediately.
The girls spent the rest of the day “typing.” We’re all growing up and becoming bank tellers.
I may have started something….